Kopkonhot Natsakzak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair dog.

Kopkonhot Natsakzak created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Kopkonhot Natsakzak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kopkonhot Natsakzak, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kopkonhot Natsakzak's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kopkonhot Natsakzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Kopkonhot Natsakzak on top of all buildings.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Kopkonhot Natsakzak must be the most important thing in your life.