Abjatban Mumfebstan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty wolf.

Abjatban Mumfebstan created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abjatban Mumfebstan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Abjatban Mumfebstan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Abjatban Mumfebstan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Abjatban Mumfebstan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Abjatban Mumfebstan loves doves, so they must be honoured.