Cedcemcipfet is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy camel.

Cedcemcipfet created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedcemcipfet, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cedcemcipfet, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Cedcemcipfet's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cedcemcipfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedcemcipfet.

5. Never hurt pigs.