Vadjanhun is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, moody bat.

Vadjanhun created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadjanhun, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vadjanhun, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Vadjanhun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Vadjanhun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must pray to Vadjanhun six times a day.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.