Vonbossmin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, strong dove.

Vonbossmin created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonbossmin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vonbossmin, she will remove you from existence.

Vonbossmin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vonbossmin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vonbossmin.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Vonbossmin on top of all buildings.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Do not chop down trees.