Venhendap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unselfish shark.

Venhendap created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Venhendap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Venhendap, it will destroy your home solar system.

Venhendap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Venhendap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Do not hurt sheep.