Nakflyspag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing bird.

Nakflyspag created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakflyspag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nakflyspag, she will not invite you to parties.

Nakflyspag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nakflyspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Do not take Nakflyspag's name in vain.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.