Sadbamboss is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, weak beaver.

Sadbamboss created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Sadbamboss, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadbamboss, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sadbamboss' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Sadbamboss' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Do not listen to music.