Popgidceb is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid hare.

Popgidceb created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popgidceb, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Popgidceb, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Popgidceb's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Popgidceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not take Popgidceb's name in vain.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.