Funsig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty dragonfly.

Funsig created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funsig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Funsig, he will send minions to preach to you.

Funsig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Funsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never paint your arms violet.