Flisjapstaf is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet dragonfly.

Flisjapstaf created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisjapstaf, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flisjapstaf, it will remove you from existence.

Flisjapstaf's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Flisjapstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Always help moths in need.