Siscudboss is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring pigeon.

Siscudboss created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Siscudboss, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Siscudboss, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Siscudboss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Siscudboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Siscudboss on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.