Dussgetjat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm armadillo.

Dussgetjat created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Dussgetjat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dussgetjat, it will turn you into a hamster.

Dussgetjat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dussgetjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Always obey Dussgetjat's priests.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.