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He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous jackal.

Lipbutdap Flatgedbotzencumbepmat created viruses four years ago.

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Lipbutdap Flatgedbotzencumbepmat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Lipbutdap Flatgedbotzencumbepmat on top of all buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.