Steryattban Lopstigfid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, cheerful giraffe.

Steryattban Lopstigfid created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Steryattban Lopstigfid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Steryattban Lopstigfid, he will be mildly annoyed.

Steryattban Lopstigfid's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Steryattban Lopstigfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.