Tarp is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish crow.

Tarp created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Tarp, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tarp, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tarp's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tarp.

3. Tarp loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Feed all hungry rats.