Nartdotceb is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless yak.

Nartdotceb created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartdotceb, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nartdotceb, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nartdotceb's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nartdotceb's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nartdotceb first in all things.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never laugh near mites.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.