Rowmiltad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise hare.

Rowmiltad created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowmiltad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rowmiltad, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Rowmiltad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rowmiltad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four mice approach from the south.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Rowmiltad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Run away from cyan mites, for they are unholy.