Vablogleglinbifyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest bat.

Vablogleglinbifyarp created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vablogleglinbifyarp, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vablogleglinbifyarp, she will ignore you.

Vablogleglinbifyarp's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Vablogleglinbifyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Never paint your chest brown.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vablogleglinbifyarp.