Tadstanarpbagrigbossrow is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent cow.

Tadstanarpbagrigbossrow created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadstanarpbagrigbossrow, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tadstanarpbagrigbossrow, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tadstanarpbagrigbossrow's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tadstanarpbagrigbossrow's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Tadstanarpbagrigbossrow must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never wear gray stockings.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.