Fubpaddobdob is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, moody fish.

Fubpaddobdob created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubpaddobdob, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fubpaddobdob, he will turn you into a mole.

Fubpaddobdob's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fubpaddobdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green shorts.

2. You must pray to Fubpaddobdob seven times a day.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Erect three silicon sculptures of Fubpaddobdob on top of important buildings.