Yakdudflat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, conceited wyvern.

Yakdudflat created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakdudflat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yakdudflat, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yakdudflat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yakdudflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Run away from purple shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Never feed wheat to mice while wearing cyan tights.

5. Always wear blue.