Hitcenarm is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, effective mongoose.

Hitcenarm created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitcenarm, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hitcenarm, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hitcenarm's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hitcenarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not stand on grass.