Lindodomin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, emotional raven.

Lindodomin created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lindodomin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lindodomin, he will make you grow a tail.

Lindodomin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Lindodomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away from turquoise otters, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.