Ponbesstam Mobflighudmon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring narwhal.

Ponbesstam Mobflighudmon created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponbesstam Mobflighudmon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ponbesstam Mobflighudmon, she will come to you in dreams.

Ponbesstam Mobflighudmon's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Ponbesstam Mobflighudmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of shrews.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.