Bugbetligpidpom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy snake.

Bugbetligpidpom created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Bugbetligpidpom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bugbetligpidpom, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bugbetligpidpom's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bugbetligpidpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never paint your hands fawn.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.