Cenhigspag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy swan.

Cenhigspag created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenhigspag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cenhigspag, he will curse you with boils.

Cenhigspag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cenhigspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. You must love Cenhigspag.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.