Jambutlop is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, impressive duck.

Jambutlop created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jambutlop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jambutlop, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jambutlop's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Jambutlop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never paint your legs orange.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Worship no other gods but Jambutlop.