Fadfad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, boastful mole.

Fadfad created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadfad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fadfad, he will turn you into a tree.

Fadfad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fadfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fadfad.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.