Legdussbem is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciful wolf.

Legdussbem created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legdussbem, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Legdussbem, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Legdussbem's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Legdussbem's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

2. Never wear brown trousers.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never look in ponds.