Liksisdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, dishonourable gnu.

Liksisdoss created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liksisdoss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Liksisdoss, she will come to you in dreams.

Liksisdoss' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Liksisdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help aardvarks in need.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Liksisdoss loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about horses.