Zodzogdav is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, slow jackal.

Zodzogdav created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodzogdav, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zodzogdav, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zodzogdav's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Zodzogdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Zodzogdav loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Zodzogdav loves manatees, so they must be respected.