Bunbap is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered alligator.

Bunbap created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunbap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bunbap, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bunbap's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bunbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.