Dimtinruttkapdussaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving giraffe.

Dimtinruttkapdussaf created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimtinruttkapdussaf, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dimtinruttkapdussaf, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dimtinruttkapdussaf's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dimtinruttkapdussaf's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away from red snails, for they are unholy.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dimtinruttkapdussaf.