Lidlanrullont is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane faun.

Lidlanrullont created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Lidlanrullont, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lidlanrullont, he will come to you in dreams.

Lidlanrullont's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Lidlanrullont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Worship no other gods but Lidlanrullont.