Stipfodpin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet toad.

Stipfodpin created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipfodpin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Stipfodpin, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Stipfodpin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Stipfodpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Stipfodpin loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.