Ingneggomjatwatfidquim is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful rhinoceros.
Ingneggomjatwatfidquim created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in Ingneggomjatwatfidquim, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in Ingneggomjatwatfidquim, he will turn you into a goat.
Ingneggomjatwatfidquim's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Ingneggomjatwatfidquim's Holy Commandments
1. Never hurt whales.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Do not commit murder.