Kabjopyart is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring camel.

Kabjopyart created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabjopyart, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kabjopyart, he will curse you with boils.

Kabjopyart's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Kabjopyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Do not laugh in public.