Cedbenbim Hakjat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, amazing swan.

Cedbenbim Hakjat created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cedbenbim Hakjat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cedbenbim Hakjat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cedbenbim Hakjat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cedbenbim Hakjat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cedbenbim Hakjat.

3. Never laugh in the presence of great tits.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. You must pray to Cedbenbim Hakjat seven times a day.