Bonkzennib Cedcedsan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, proud hamster.

Bonkzennib Cedcedsan created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkzennib Cedcedsan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bonkzennib Cedcedsan, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bonkzennib Cedcedsan's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bonkzennib Cedcedsan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Hide from gray geese for they are unholy.