Fedteenbin Cangofzod is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, astonishing newt.

Fedteenbin Cangofzod created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fedteenbin Cangofzod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fedteenbin Cangofzod, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fedteenbin Cangofzod's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fedteenbin Cangofzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not take Fedteenbin Cangofzod's name in vain.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.