Bonklipgup is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish chicken.

Bonklipgup created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonklipgup, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bonklipgup, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bonklipgup's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bonklipgup's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must pray to Bonklipgup four times a day.

3. Run away if five horses approach from the south.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never eat green fruit.