Bugsandabcarved is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing newt.

Bugsandabcarved created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Bugsandabcarved, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bugsandabcarved, she will not invite you to parties.

Bugsandabcarved's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bugsandabcarved's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about galaxies.
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