Yamlimven is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, prudent elephant.

Yamlimven created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamlimven, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yamlimven, it will turn you into a snail.

Yamlimven's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yamlimven's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Run away if eight geese approach from the north.

5. Do not make images of living things.