Botwodhim is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome swallow.

Botwodhim created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botwodhim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Botwodhim, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Botwodhim's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Botwodhim's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Botwodhim must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Run away from fawn birds, for they are unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.