Dunvidyikpas is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, compassionate gerbil.

Dunvidyikpas created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunvidyikpas, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dunvidyikpas, it will turn you into a plant.

Dunvidyikpas' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dunvidyikpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow jumpers.

2. Never jump in the presence of dogs.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away if six turtles approach from the south.