Gebtipyam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable pigeon.

Gebtipyam created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebtipyam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gebtipyam, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gebtipyam's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gebtipyam's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. You must pray to Gebtipyam three times a day.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.