Fubyogxen is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic fairy.

Fubyogxen created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubyogxen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fubyogxen, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fubyogxen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fubyogxen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Pray towards the east.