Dobsispod is a god.

He takes the form of a large, pitiless chinchilla.

Dobsispod created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobsispod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobsispod, he will make you grow a tail.

Dobsispod's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dobsispod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dobsispod on top of all buildings.

4. Never wear fawn coats.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.