Sadyakdon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able chicken.

Sadyakdon created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadyakdon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sadyakdon, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sadyakdon's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sadyakdon's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Put Sadyakdon first in all things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.